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kubeajsd: .data msg: .asciz "Hello, world!\n" meme: .text .global _main _main: mov $0x02000004, %rax kubeaa: mov $1, %rdi /* apiVersion: apps/v1 kind: Deployment metadata: kube2: aa */ name: nop spec: kube5: mov msg@GOTPCREL(%rip), %rsi /* replicas: 1 selector: matchLabels: app: Nop kube6: aa */ template: metadata: labels: app: Nop kube3: mov $13, %rdx /* spec: containers: - image: gcr.io/google_containers/echoserver:1.0 imagePullPolicy: Always name: echoserver ports: - containerPort: 8080 kube4: aa */ kube9: syscall mov $0x02000001, %rax xor $0, %rdi syscall
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Feels kind of stuck in a time loop:
a valid Kubernetes config that is also valid x86 assembly and will print “Hello World” when compiled by an AT&T assembler.

The same yaml also needs 1.21 Gigawatts and accelerate to 88 miles per hour to return to the nineteen seventies.

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