Cursed Technology – no more cubes

kubeajsd:
.data
msg:
.asciz "Hello, world!\n"
meme:
.text
.global _main
_main: mov $0x02000004, %rax
kubeaa: mov $1, %rdi /*
apiVersion: apps/v1
kind: Deployment
metadata:
kube2: aa */
name: nop
spec:
kube5: mov msg@GOTPCREL(%rip), %rsi /*
replicas: 1
selector:
matchLabels:
app: Nop
kube6: aa */
template:
metadata:
labels:
app: Nop
kube3: mov $13, %rdx /*
spec:
containers:
- image: gcr.io/google_containers/echoserver:1.0
imagePullPolicy: Always
name: echoserver
ports:
- containerPort: 8080
kube4: aa */
kube9:
syscall
mov $0x02000001, %rax
xor $0, %rdi
syscall — From the tweet

Feels kind of stuck in a time loop:
a valid Kubernetes config that is also valid x86 assembly and will print “Hello World” when compiled by an AT&T assembler.

The same yaml also needs 1.21 Gigawatts and accelerate to 88 miles per hour to return to the nineteen seventies.

in cursed news: today I wrote some Kubernetes YAML that is *also* valid AT&T syntax x86_64 assembly (both print hello world) pic.twitter.com/cilPYNDIOL
— nikhil (@jhanikhil) July 1, 2021