Das Pentagon hat sich vom Defense Innovation Boards ein Papier erarbeiten lassen, wie Agile BS zu erkennen ist. Die ein oder andere Frage wird dem geneigten Leser aus der Softwarebranche sicher bekannt vorkommen.
Das Paper ist hier: DIB_DETECTING_AGILE_BS_2018.10.05.PDF
Boss: Wally, did you Uberize the slide deck?
Wally: I harmonized it in the cloud.
Boss: Are we ready for a trans-domain kick-off?
Wally: I put a disruptive mesh network in the microservices of the Internet of things.
Boss: Will that be good enough to “ask the fridge” or do I need to start disintermediating?
Wally: It depends on if we have enough bandwidth to growth-hack the analytics.
Boss: I just hope our clicks-and-mortar strategy staircases.
Dilbert: I’m almost certain that was nonsense.
Wally: Sometimes it’s about the journey.
You can’t have more cloud than this.
via: Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-12-20 | Dilbert by Scott Adams